Humour: 1.5 please
Last week, I requested my staff to buy me a 1.5L coke light.
Me: Paki bili naman ako ng 1.5L coke light
My Staff: Ma’am meron po bang 1.5L ang alam namin 1L lang po.
Me: Yup, meron.
Amusing Price List
I had my laptop repaired the other day - problem with the backlight of my LCD. I found out about http://www.hottoyzph.com from TipidPC Community.
Anyway, as I was scanning the price list to get an idea how much it would cost me to have my LCD repaired, I found a very amusing sign.
Our price varies depending on the customers attitude!
I was smiling when I read that. So, it cost me only Php7000 to have my LCD repaired, hinge repaired and upgrade my memory to 1GB.
I kept on smiling while dealing with the owner! Hahaha
Humour: A call from Globelines Rep
I was raving about Globelines wireless landline. Speak and Surf. Although, Bayantel (SPAN) and Digitel (MANGO) has their own version, I still chose Globelines over them. Why? I can bring my wireless landline anywhere in Metro Manila. SPAN and MANGO are restricted to certain areas only.
Anyway, here’s something to smile about. Yesterday, I received a call from a Globeline representative. They called my wireless landline number. And, here goes our converstaion in English / Tagalog.
Me: Hello?
Globelines’ Rep: Good afternoon Ma’am, line test po!
Me: Ah, ok. Okay na ung phone
Globelines’ Rep: Musta naman po ung phone? Okey po ba?
Me: Yes, okay sya.
Globelines Rep: Gumagana na po ba ung phone?
Me: uhmmm, yes eto gamit ko nga